06 February: My Breast Friend (Ben)

You may have entertained fantasies about the fun you'd have with your wife's growing breasts during pregnancy.  Think again; they're tender, which means you can't really touch them and they soon outgrow any and all bras your wife may already own which means on top of all the other baby expenses, you need to buy new bras she'll only wear for a month or so.  And if you like the busty look, you may be interested to know that after nursing, many women go down a cup size from their original.  When it's all said and done, it may not be all its cupped up to be ...